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GOT Episode Review: Dragonstone

Season 7, Episode 1…

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Logan – 8/10

‘Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long…’

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Time Bandits – 8.5/10

The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled. Have you met them at all?’

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The Prestige – 9/10

‘Are you watching closely?’

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Book Review: Artemis Fowl

‘Trust me, I’m a genius…’

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Top 10 Stephen King Film Adaptations

With any art, whether it be film, music or high grade pornography, there are certain artists that grab you and never let go, no matter how much you change as a person. I often say that music was my first love but I actually discovered Roald Dahl and Enid Blyton way before Oasis and Pulp. The first author to really get under my skin however, was Stephen King.

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10 Things I learnt from watching all of the Lord of the Rings movies back to back

I have recently found myself with 7 glorious weeks off work and whilst I could have spent that time crafting home made furniture or learning a foreign language, I have instead decided to sit on my sofa watching endless television, surrounded by empty ice cream containers. It was during one of these ice cream induced stupors that I hit on an idea. Imagine a world where I could watch all three Lord of the Rings movies back to back. So I promptly went ahead and did just that. Here is what I learnt:

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Short Film Sunday – Dust

Title: Dust

Directors: Ben Ockrent, Jake Russell

Released: 2013

Length: 8 mins

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Maleficent – 6/10.

Evil old woman shuns societal norms.


So after the perplexing success of Alice in Wonderland Hollywood has now decided that ‘dark re imaginings’ of much loved fairy tales is the order of the day. Maleficent follows Red Riding Hood, Jack the Giant Slayer, Hansel And Gretel: The Witch Hunters and Snow White and the Huntsman and like those films it has varying degrees of success.

Angelina Jolie has always had a bit of melodrama and panto about her so it is no surprise she is perfect in the titular role – Possibly still smarting from the enormous failure of The Tourist she really does put everything into her performance here and she carries the film throughout.

Sam Riley provides solid support despite being inexplicably Irish but there is little else to love about Maleficent. To be fair at just under one hour and forty minutes it never outstays its welcome and some of the visuals and effects are nice but the problem with all these films is that they say they are dark but they are not really are they?

Maleficent is no darker than Sleeping Beauty was. Thankfully Guillermo del Toro (Pan’s Labyrinth) is at the helm for a new version of Pinocchio so that should raise the bar a bit.

Jack the Giant Slayer – 6/10.

Bryan Singer brings a fresh take on the classic fairytale.
Giant budget. Average film.
Impressive, mostly British cast, featuring Nicholas Hoult, Ewan McGregor, Ian McShane and others are mostly wasted in a forgettable fantasy by numbers yarn.
Jack the Giant Slayer has something for both children and adults but is more suited to the former hence the low rating. Nowhere near in the same league as Stardust or the indomitable The Princess Bride but better then toss like The Golden Compass, Singers latest is an enjoyable and fun movie.
Crucially the giants look great, with the CGI maintaining a high standard throughout which just about holds things together.
If you are really into this kind of swashbuckling adventure fun then you could do worse than Jack the Giant Slayer.
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