‘It’s just nostalgia! You’re a tourist in your own youth…’
‘The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled. Have you met them at all?’
‘The truth is so much more frightening. Nobody rules the world. Nobody controls anything…’
Ahh Christmas. For most people it is a time for family fun and love to all men. For me it is a tumultuous trudge from one pint of Guinness to the next as I struggle with ongoing weight issues, shitloads of Christmas films and desperately trying not to ruin the festive season for my loved ones. Thank God there is some respite in the form of the wonderful Christmas TV schedule. Here is the best Christmas TV of 2016.